Axalon is trapped on a nightmare island in 2013’s Tomb Raider!

Young archaeologist Lara Croft is shipwrecked on an island surrounded by freak thunderstorms! Then it gets worse when it turns out like Hotel California where we can check out anytime we like but can’t ever leave! Then these insane cultists show up! Can’t possibly get worse than that…

That’s gonna leave a mark…

Armed with only her wits–and later an axe, and a bow, and a pistol, and a shotgun, and a rifle, and a grenade launcher an–she must find a way to somehow survive while saving her fellow shipwrecked friends from being hunted down by the local cult and its leader, Mathias. How will an untrained person possibly–oh.

Oh we’re actually really good at this kind of thing? Well okay then. Let’s go Rambo on these fools! If we channel the awesomeness of Rex Power Colt, nothing can stand in our way! Its a race against the clock to stop his plan before everyone dies horribly!

Tomb Raider is a 2013 action-adventure video game published by Square Enix. The game is a reboot that emphasizes the reconstructed origins of the culturally influential lead character Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider franchise.